jobhaver:

secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you



carry-on-my-wayward-caboose:

tasia-reader:

the new Surgeon Simulator looks intense

This just looks like Mythbusters

carry-on-my-wayward-caboose:

tasia-reader:

the new Surgeon Simulator looks intense

This just looks like Mythbusters

(Source: worsethanmyotherblog)




theamericankid:

I’ll die browsing Tumblr and not even notice it.



rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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(Source: rowrz)



pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.



gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?




sasainou:

I spent a sad amount of time on stupid drawings.



(Source: myredborsch)



folieadontleaveryan:

map-of-problematique:

shawnsmirk:

I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE

I WANT A NOSE RING

I WANT A TATTOO

I WANT TO DO THINGS

WITH MY OWN BODY

BUT I CANT

BECAUSE OF SCHOOL

AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM

MOSTLY BECAUSE MY MOM



k-lionheart:

sophiexhowl:

i’ve never seen a yaoi hand more terrifying

image

Slenderman-senpai



based-shenron:

Never forget

based-shenron:

Never forget

(Source: funnyandhilarious)




millennium-falcor:

The Doctor’s Angels by Larita Couto




spookyram:

romanimperial:

whatsayyousir:

teatray-inthesky:

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forever reblog

ALWAYS REBLOG.

(Source: thenotoriousscuttlecliff)




jay-why-pee:

keepita-secrett:

I’m about to cry

I didnt see that the cat didnt have an eye. I thought it was some badass emo cat and i was like awwwww yeah.

(Source: zipping)



yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it