polar-bite:

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

RETAIL



ellestanger:

I saw this at 3 a.m. I like.

ellestanger:

I saw this at 3 a.m. I like.




briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young



bitchesaloud:

how i passed college tbh

bitchesaloud:

how i passed college tbh



madeupmonkeyshit:

Ebola got me like

madeupmonkeyshit:

Ebola got me like



sugar-soul:


I want to believe it’s all the same guy

sugar-soul:

I want to believe it’s all the same guy

(Source: unclefather)




cheeborg:

stephseed:

pensacosi:

How to make comics

My first vine

hahaha I wish ! 

I finally know what I want my super power to be.

(Source: vine.co)



enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief



tastefullyoffensive:

[pillsplitterx]

tastefullyoffensive:

[pillsplitterx]



corporateaccount:

thefinnishprince:

corporateaccount:

walmarts:

corporateaccount:

hey

I peel bananas from the “correct” side which is unconventional and it makes me feel superior

i microwave my banananas for 999 minutes and burn my hands trying to peel them

wouldnt the banana like

explode

i don’t give a shit



amuseoffirebane:

rileylaroux:

darthhermitcrab:

frostygears:


happyhippyspookydrift:


Military Sign Language


YES, this is very relevant to my interests…


HUGE pet peeve of mine, I see it a lot in TV shows. The troops are walking quietly toward their objective. The leader holds up his hand in the halt signal and then
“THE ENEMIES ARE OVER THERE GUISE”
NO
The whole point of these hand signals is to be silent so the close range enemies you’re about to engage DON’T HEAR YOU GIVING COMMANDS
though why I’m still expecting sense out of tv shows I don’t even know



oH MY GOD

amuseoffirebane:

rileylaroux:

darthhermitcrab:

frostygears:

happyhippyspookydrift:

Military Sign Language

YES, this is very relevant to my interests…

HUGE pet peeve of mine, I see it a lot in TV shows. The troops are walking quietly toward their objective. The leader holds up his hand in the halt signal and then

“THE ENEMIES ARE OVER THERE GUISE”

NO

The whole point of these hand signals is to be silent so the close range enemies you’re about to engage DON’T HEAR YOU GIVING COMMANDS

though why I’m still expecting sense out of tv shows I don’t even know

oH MY GOD

(Source: wind-wave)




kordova:

WHY DOES PITCJER DO THE THIGN




susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox)




archangel-abdiel:

thepinkestlady:

ellenlovesportia:

Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I TRIED IT ONCE
IT WAS NOT MY THING



(Source: bound420)