secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed
mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this
secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke
mulder: *spits blood on the agent*
secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed
mulder: fuck you
the new Surgeon Simulator looks intense
This just looks like Mythbusters
I’ll die browsing Tumblr and not even notice it.
Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo
This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
I spent a sad amount of time on stupid drawings.
I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE
I WANT A NOSE RING
I WANT A TATTOO
I WANT TO DO THINGS
WITH MY OWN BODY
BUT I CANT
BECAUSE OF SCHOOL
AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM
MOSTLY BECAUSE MY MOM
I’m about to cry
I didnt see that the cat didnt have an eye. I thought it was some badass emo cat and i was like awwwww yeah.
This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it