Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
I saw this at 3 a.m. I like.
how i passed college tbh
Ebola got me like
How to make comics
My first vine
hahaha I wish !I finally know what I want my super power to be.
"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief
I peel bananas from the “correct” side which is unconventional and it makes me feel superior
i microwave my banananas for 999 minutes and burn my hands trying to peel them
wouldnt the banana like
i don’t give a shit
Military Sign Language
YES, this is very relevant to my interests…
HUGE pet peeve of mine, I see it a lot in TV shows. The troops are walking quietly toward their objective. The leader holds up his hand in the halt signal and then
“THE ENEMIES ARE OVER THERE GUISE”
The whole point of these hand signals is to be silent so the close range enemies you’re about to engage DON’T HEAR YOU GIVING COMMANDS
though why I’m still expecting sense out of tv shows I don’t even know
oH MY GOD
WHY DOES PITCJER DO THE THIGN
Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s
I TRIED IT ONCE
IT WAS NOT MY THING